college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

Bitch I hope the fuck you do You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell u that

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via iamthewhitegirl)

j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

(Source: j6, via dickfinder)

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
yesimoprah:

Sign me up

mcvirgin:

when you compliment someone and they don’t compliment you back

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(Source: flatbootyvevo, via biblefag)